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[LaptopMan]

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[dragon1952]

I don't need a laptop but how about your sister giving me a lap dance.

[Rick]

dragon--I saw his sister, she weighs 426LBS..

[dragon1952]

Well screw that then! It was just a thought anyway

[dragon1952]

I started to say something about his Momma but thought that might be a bit crude

[Rick]

I started to say something about his Momma but thought that might be a bit crude

That would have been...She is MUCH bigger...

[woodee12]

Good thing you didn't see his mom because his sister is way lighter and way hotter than her--If you don't want to have nay air left in you after the lap dance. Actually you may need about 6 laps for her to fit.

[dragon1952]

Shit and I was about to add him to my buddy list

[woodee12]

Hope you have a large buddy list! she has a lot of buddie room!