



IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ANYONE WITH MULTIPLE DUI'S IS MOST LIKELY AN ALCOHOLIC...IN ORDER TO GET WEITZNER OFF THE ROAD AND PREVENT A POTENTIAL FATALITY TO SOME INNOCENT BYSTANDER, AS WELL AS DO A GOOD DEED, I'M STARTING A FUND TO COLLECT MONEY SO WE CAN SEND THE SHRINK TO DRY OUT...THAT'S RIGHT, I'M RAISING DOUGH TO SEND KENNY "I'M NOT A DOCTOR BUT I PLAY ONE ON THE INTERNET" WEITZNER TO REHAB SO HE CAN DRY OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL...I UNDERSTAND THESE FACILITIES, SUCH AS THE BETTY FORD CLINIC IN CALIFORNIA, COST A FEW THOUSAND BUCKS A DAY...THE GOVT SOMETIMES PAYS FOR THESE THINGS BUT CONSIDERING KENNY BOY STILL OWES THE GOVT DOUGH FROM A STUDENT LOAN OVER 20 YEARS AGO I DON'T THINK THE FEDS WILL BE KICKING IN TO SOBER UP KENNY...SO LET'S DIG DOWN DEEP INTO OUR POCKETS KIDDIES, LAY OFF THAT THREE-TEAMER FOR A NITE AND COME UP WITH SOME SCRATCH TO DRY UP, CLEAN UP AND WISE UP THE WEITZ...THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN
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DRY OUT KENNY FUND
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NEW HAVEN, CT
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