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    Royal announces to make Lemonade....

    Royal Sports deciding to make the most of a bad situation has the following
    special announcement to make...

    Today at 10:20:22am EST, the local electric utility company (Kodela) has
    experienced an island-wide power outage. Some kind of turbines in the main
    generator have become damaged. Repairs are well underway and estimated time
    to repair is up to 48 hrs. The entire island is affected by this problem. A
    rotating grid system of supplying power to each sector of the island is in
    effect until then. But not to worry folks, your favorite sportsbook is right
    here, like always, to serve your entertainment needs. Royal Sports is up and
    the air conditioners are running strong, blowing on the coolest
    ticketwriters in the business.

    Our huge generators can outlast the power
    company and as long as the refinery doesn't close, we'll be just fine. But
    in the mean time, we are taking this (foreseen) time with today's short
    baseball card coupled with the sporadic internet service levels from our
    provider due to the (unforeseen) power outages to upgrade our internet
    server and systems.

    We appologize for any inconveniences you may possibly
    encounter, but this seems like an ideal time no matter how unexpected. We
    predict to be back on line with all the improvements in place before the
    power company does. This disruption will only affect our internet service.

    You can always reach us by phone at 877-681-8741 or the Royal Client Service
    Dept. at 800-818-1000. Give us a call, there are scores of operators
    standing by 24 hrs.a day to serve you well.
    When life presents you with lemons, choosing what you do with them is what
    makes people Loyal to Royal in the long run.
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