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As almost everyone in this forum already knows, my life is devoted to selflessly serving the sportsbetting industry. When I'm not busy scalping and middling--which I only do to help sportsbooks balance their action--
I spend my time thinking of ways to culturally uplift the lives of my fellow Bettorsworld forumees.
When I peruse this forum, it saddens me to see it filled with posts by sexually diseased, dirty old men bragging about banging teeny boppers in the Far East and bored ex-BMs PONTIFICATING about the world of sportsbetting. I ask you, fellow sportsbettors, where are the posts that will help us create aesthetically refined and culturally enlightened players--men whose very presence alone serves to raise the vibratory frequency of the entire industry?
In fact, just recently in another offshore forum, a player asked if there were any good books on the art of sportsbetting. A sarcastic smart-ass suggested "My Portrait of Billy Walters'Derriere'" by Leroy Niman. That type of insensitive reponse has no place in these offshore betting forums. And hopefully, posts like this one will serve to counteract the gross drivel that is currently polluting sportsbetting posting forums.
Anyway, with the cultural upliftment of my fellow Bettorsworld members in mind, I would like to present my research findings regarding art in offshore books. Just to let you know, before I had my research team check virtually every existing offshore book, I first conducted an international survey among sportsbettors to determine what kind of pictures they imagined would be most likely to adorn the walls of a typical book.
Surprisingly, and most disappointingly, 89% of those surveyed imagined that the walls in most offshore books were covered with pornography, pictures of naked and near-naked women. The other 11% imagined that the walls were barren, devoid of any pictures whatsoever.
Well, everyone who participated in the survey was wrong. Although you won't see paintings by Rembrandt or Picasso covering the walls of sportsbooks, what you will see are posters of their favorite players and teams. And without exception, the favorite players and teams are those that win the most money for the book. For example, last baseball season the books cleaned up on the Houston Astros, especially when Jose Lima pitched. Consequently, Houston is the poster team and Lima the poster boy at offshore books. In fact, Lima is so popular, 18 sportsbooks have offered him a job when his major league career ends.
Stay tuned for "Sportsbooks and Art, Part 2,"
when top fashion designers will critique Bettorsworld baseball caps and T-shirts and nominate the B.M. candidates for the inaugural Offshore Sartorial Splendor award.
I spend my time thinking of ways to culturally uplift the lives of my fellow Bettorsworld forumees.
When I peruse this forum, it saddens me to see it filled with posts by sexually diseased, dirty old men bragging about banging teeny boppers in the Far East and bored ex-BMs PONTIFICATING about the world of sportsbetting. I ask you, fellow sportsbettors, where are the posts that will help us create aesthetically refined and culturally enlightened players--men whose very presence alone serves to raise the vibratory frequency of the entire industry?
In fact, just recently in another offshore forum, a player asked if there were any good books on the art of sportsbetting. A sarcastic smart-ass suggested "My Portrait of Billy Walters'Derriere'" by Leroy Niman. That type of insensitive reponse has no place in these offshore betting forums. And hopefully, posts like this one will serve to counteract the gross drivel that is currently polluting sportsbetting posting forums.
Anyway, with the cultural upliftment of my fellow Bettorsworld members in mind, I would like to present my research findings regarding art in offshore books. Just to let you know, before I had my research team check virtually every existing offshore book, I first conducted an international survey among sportsbettors to determine what kind of pictures they imagined would be most likely to adorn the walls of a typical book.
Surprisingly, and most disappointingly, 89% of those surveyed imagined that the walls in most offshore books were covered with pornography, pictures of naked and near-naked women. The other 11% imagined that the walls were barren, devoid of any pictures whatsoever.
Well, everyone who participated in the survey was wrong. Although you won't see paintings by Rembrandt or Picasso covering the walls of sportsbooks, what you will see are posters of their favorite players and teams. And without exception, the favorite players and teams are those that win the most money for the book. For example, last baseball season the books cleaned up on the Houston Astros, especially when Jose Lima pitched. Consequently, Houston is the poster team and Lima the poster boy at offshore books. In fact, Lima is so popular, 18 sportsbooks have offered him a job when his major league career ends.
Stay tuned for "Sportsbooks and Art, Part 2,"
when top fashion designers will critique Bettorsworld baseball caps and T-shirts and nominate the B.M. candidates for the inaugural Offshore Sartorial Splendor award.
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