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Royal Review
By Victor Ludorem
If I may please, beg your pardon in advance for the somber mood of this edition. Royal Sports is respectfully in mourning following ringing the new year in with the Annual Royal Firework Extravaganza. The massive Dutch Vuurwerk display and open bar party atop the 250 year old Reiff Fort on the Ottrabanda side of Willemstad Harbor, resulted in the tragic loss of hundreds of thousands of previously healthy brain cells. The show started on schedule at 1am on New Years Eve. The disc jockey belted out the tunes for the dancing crowd of revealers even playing classical Wagner and Beethoven overtures synchronized with the aerial pyrotechnics. A huge excitable crowd gathered to witness this orchestration of bigboys toys with 2 large truckloads full of enough missiles, rockets and projectiles to create a panoramic kaleidoscope in the sky. 81 of the really badboys (12/25 lb. cannonballs) were fired out of a 7ft. tall cannon-like steel tube.
Casualties reported from the festivities were 2 tugboats collided in the harbor, a automobile almost plunged off the Queen Julianna Bridge spanning high above the harbor, many became hearing impaired, and GM Scotty of the Royal Firing Squad caught a couple of errant 1500 degree glowing phosphorus soveigners in the midsection, but Hey the show must go on. Even though we had a permit from the Prime Minister, the local gendarmes shut down the show around 4am claiming numerous complaints from the local hospital 3 kilometers away.
Surely by now most of you have come to realize Royal Sports is not your average offshore sportsbook. Royal does things a little differently than most, as evidenced in last nights Fiesta Bowl. We held the only Miami6.5 available anywhere in the world. We are much more of an entertainment provider than a clone store. The Royal linemakers utilize their vast experience to create the Royal Openers, the basis of our fair lines to shoot at. We understand the game and manage our risk in house with minimal regard to the lines of others. The Royal Treatment you receive is also unique to this industry.
With a plethora of Bowl games to report on and only so much BS to spread, the following is a recap of the scores and results from the perspective of this desk and how we fared. Large stands are indicated in Bold.
S. Miss. 28 TCU 21 W LSU 28 Georgia Tech 14 W
UNLV 31 Arkansas 14 W Oregon 35 Texas 30 L
Georgia 37 Virginia 14 W Nebraska 69 Northwestern 17 W
B.C. 31 Arizona St. 17 W Air Force 37 Fresno St. 34 W
Marshall 25 Cincinnati 14 W Miss. St. 43 Texas A&M 41 W
E. Carolina 40 Texas Tech 27 L Kansas St. 35 Tennessee 21 W
Boise St. 38 UTEP 23 L South Carolina 24 Ohio St. 7 L
WV 49 Ole Miss 38 W Virginia Tech 41 Clemson 20 L
NC State 38 Minnesota 30 W Michigan 31 Auburn 28 W
Iowa St. 37 Pittsburgh 29 W Washington 34 Purdue 24 L
Colorado St. 22 Louisville 17 W Oregon St. 41 Notre Dame 9 L
Wisconsin 21 UCLA 20 W Miami 37 Florida 20 L
Only one game left on the board and we need Florida St. 10. Good luck to all sportsfans.
By Victor Ludorem
If I may please, beg your pardon in advance for the somber mood of this edition. Royal Sports is respectfully in mourning following ringing the new year in with the Annual Royal Firework Extravaganza. The massive Dutch Vuurwerk display and open bar party atop the 250 year old Reiff Fort on the Ottrabanda side of Willemstad Harbor, resulted in the tragic loss of hundreds of thousands of previously healthy brain cells. The show started on schedule at 1am on New Years Eve. The disc jockey belted out the tunes for the dancing crowd of revealers even playing classical Wagner and Beethoven overtures synchronized with the aerial pyrotechnics. A huge excitable crowd gathered to witness this orchestration of bigboys toys with 2 large truckloads full of enough missiles, rockets and projectiles to create a panoramic kaleidoscope in the sky. 81 of the really badboys (12/25 lb. cannonballs) were fired out of a 7ft. tall cannon-like steel tube.
Casualties reported from the festivities were 2 tugboats collided in the harbor, a automobile almost plunged off the Queen Julianna Bridge spanning high above the harbor, many became hearing impaired, and GM Scotty of the Royal Firing Squad caught a couple of errant 1500 degree glowing phosphorus soveigners in the midsection, but Hey the show must go on. Even though we had a permit from the Prime Minister, the local gendarmes shut down the show around 4am claiming numerous complaints from the local hospital 3 kilometers away.
Surely by now most of you have come to realize Royal Sports is not your average offshore sportsbook. Royal does things a little differently than most, as evidenced in last nights Fiesta Bowl. We held the only Miami6.5 available anywhere in the world. We are much more of an entertainment provider than a clone store. The Royal linemakers utilize their vast experience to create the Royal Openers, the basis of our fair lines to shoot at. We understand the game and manage our risk in house with minimal regard to the lines of others. The Royal Treatment you receive is also unique to this industry.
With a plethora of Bowl games to report on and only so much BS to spread, the following is a recap of the scores and results from the perspective of this desk and how we fared. Large stands are indicated in Bold.
S. Miss. 28 TCU 21 W LSU 28 Georgia Tech 14 W
UNLV 31 Arkansas 14 W Oregon 35 Texas 30 L
Georgia 37 Virginia 14 W Nebraska 69 Northwestern 17 W
B.C. 31 Arizona St. 17 W Air Force 37 Fresno St. 34 W
Marshall 25 Cincinnati 14 W Miss. St. 43 Texas A&M 41 W
E. Carolina 40 Texas Tech 27 L Kansas St. 35 Tennessee 21 W
Boise St. 38 UTEP 23 L South Carolina 24 Ohio St. 7 L
WV 49 Ole Miss 38 W Virginia Tech 41 Clemson 20 L
NC State 38 Minnesota 30 W Michigan 31 Auburn 28 W
Iowa St. 37 Pittsburgh 29 W Washington 34 Purdue 24 L
Colorado St. 22 Louisville 17 W Oregon St. 41 Notre Dame 9 L
Wisconsin 21 UCLA 20 W Miami 37 Florida 20 L
Only one game left on the board and we need Florida St. 10. Good luck to all sportsfans.