REALITY GETS FASTEST BOOT IN HISTORY...

[REALITY]

I WAS BORED TO DEATH AND DECIDED TO PLAY TODAY.

A FRIEND OF MINE SENDS ME INTO A PLACE THAT TAKES TWO DIMES A RAP AND TELLS ME HE'LL SPLIT THE PLAY WITH ME.

THE KICK HERE IS THIS OUT LET'S YOU BUY ON OR DOWN TO 3 FOR 1.20.

NATURALLY REALITY PLAYS ALL THE 3'S ALL -1.20.

S.L.-3

G.B.-3

T.B.+3

N.Y.G.-3

CAR.+3

OAK.-3

NOW YOU KNOW IF THIS WAS FOR SERIOUS CASH I WOULD HAVE GONE 0-6,INSTEAD OF 6-0.

BUT THIS IS THE GREAT PART.

MY FRIEND CALLS ME MIDWAY THROUGH THE 4TH QUARTER OF THE OAK/JET GAME AND TELLS ME THE GUY WANTS TO PAY ME NOW.

I SAID, DOES HE WANT TO PAY ME NOW, OR PAY ME IN THE DARK?

I SAID FINE,I'M SURE YOUR COMING WITH ME.

HE SAYS ABSOLUTELY.

AT THE STROKE OF 11:30 THIS GUY WALKS IN THE BAR HE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE WRESTLING FEDERATION.

REALITY'S GOT A LITTLE SIZE BUT NOTHING LIKE THIS GUY.

HE GOES, YOU SO AND SO?

I SAID YEAH,THAT'S ME.

WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?

F**K YOU AND YOUR DRINK!

YOU ROBBED ME YOU M.F.!

AND WITH THAT HE THROWS A BAG AT ME WITH JUST 5'S AND 10'S.

THE MONEY GOES FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

THE GUY SHOOTS ME A LOOK THAT COULD KILL.

I THINK TO MYSELF ,I'M GETTING PAID BUT THIS GUYS GETTING SOME SATISFACTION...

YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP IN THIS PLACE!

HE TURNS AROUND AND WALKS OUT AND THE PLACE BUSTS OUT IN LAUGHTER.

I THINK I WENT BACK TO MY ROOTS...

WELL YOU KNOW I HAD TO PUT A LITTLE GREEN ON THE BAR...

I HOPE THERE'S SOME LEFT.

REALITY GOT A LITTLE DOSE OF REALITY THIS EVENING.

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY I HAVE A NEW FOUND RESPECT FOR PLAYERS...

REALITY THE PLAYER



[This message has been edited by REALITY (edited 12-11-2000).]

[Greedo]

Welcome to the wonderful world of angst, worry, and concern of payment. he he

did he really give it too you in $5's and $10's. That's hilarious. well hilarious unless you're you. in which case not so.

this sort of indecipherable syntax is what happens when i get up too early

[REALITY]

BROTHER GREEDO,

AFTER HE LEFT,AND I STOPPED SHAKING,I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING.

THIS GUY LOOKED LIKE HAYSTACKS CALHOUN...

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN THE MOVIE THE BRINK'S JOB WHEN THERE IN THE VAULT THROWING MONEY AT ONE ANOTHER?

WELL OBVIOUSLY IT WASN'T THAT MUCH MONEY,BUT 12 DIMES IN 5'S AND 10'S LOOKS LIKE A WINFALL SPREAD ALL OVER A BAR ROOM FLOOR.

HE COULD HAVE PAID IT IN CHANGE AS LONG AS HE PAID IT,WHICH TO HIS CREDIT,HE DID...

BROTHER REALITY

[Scott Landau]

BROTHER REALITY, Why didn't you take your little bodyguard with you?.....Or you should have called me. I would have thrown down the guantlet for you(and then ran the hell out of there-LOL)!

[REALITY]

BROTHER LANDAU,

IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT.

I WAS HAVING SOME FUN AFTER THE PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT AND I ACTUALLY HAD A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS WHO WERE THERE BELIEVING YOU JUST CAME HOME AFTER DOING 20 YEARS FOR HOMICIDE.

YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU DRINK SOMETIMES EVERYTHING SEEMS RATIONAL AND LOGICAL?

I TOLD THEM WHY DO YOU THINK I HAD THAT GUY SITTING NEAR ME?

I WAS AFRAID ONE OF YOU GUYS WOULD SAY SOMETHING STUPID AND HE WOULD SNAP AND THERE WOULD BE A PROBLEM...

I KEPT SAYING DID YOU SEE HOW WHEN I TALK TO HIM I DON'T LOOK RIGHT AT HIM?

I GOT THEM TO BELIEVE THIS.

THEY ALL SAID YEAH.

MEANWHILE THEY WERE A PARTY UNTO THEMSELVES AND THEY DIDN'T NOTICE ANYTHING.

FINALLY AT THE END OF THE NIGHT AFTER I STRUNG THEM ALONG,I CONFESSED YOU WERE JUST A FRIEND OF MINE.

SO FOR THE 10 MINUTE RIDE HOME I HAD TO ENDURE SOME LESS THAN FLATTERING REMARKS FROM SOME LESS THAN SOBER FRIENDS...

I KEPT COMPARING YOU TO PESCI IN CASINO.

I KEPT SAYING, DON'T LET HIS LOOKS FOOL YOU,HE MAKES THAT GUY LOOK LIKE A BOY SCOUT...

BROTHER REALITY

[Scott Landau]

It was a close call, but the guy lived. Cood thing the frat house I threw him off the roof of was only a rancher!.....Thanks for the laugh, my friend!

[randyrohm]

REALITY, you could have made those plays on Friday at Aces Gold for less stake and considerably less hassle. Something similar happened to me many years ago, though for many thousands less.

[REALITY]

RANDYROHM,

IT WAS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT SERIES OF BETS MADE OUT OF BOREDOM.

ACES GOLD IS A FINE BOOK BUT WHAT WOULD MY STORY LINE HAVE BEEN?

REALITY

[Frank]

True story: A friend of mine was mailed $3500 in 10s and 20s in a fat white envelope from an offshore book about 6 years ago. It was only about half of what was requested. He never got the rest. I don't remember which book it was but they were out of business a couple days later never to be found.

[REALITY]

A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF:

A HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NONE...

REALITY