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Reality scalping baseball games? Yeah, when pigs can fly. Anyone who believes that Reality would scalp baseball probably believes that Monica Lewinsky is a true babe. It's more likely that Railbird would trade in his wheatgrass juice for Johnny Walker than it is that Reality would scalp horsehide. Hell, the only thing less likely than Reality scalping baseball would be Johnny DeMarco beating out J.R. Miller for the inaugural Tout of the Year award.
And speaking of you, Johnny, I hate to be the bearer of bad new, but J.R Miller will beat you hands down for Tout of the Year (the Jim Feist Award). J.R will kick your caboose because: 1) He has bajillions of DOCUMENTED losers the past few months, and because of that, the offshore books love him. It should come as no surprise that the Offshore Sportsbook Lobby is greasing all the right palms to ensure that J.R is da chosen Man. 2) All of Hollywood is behind J.R. If you thought that Hollywood was big on Al gore, well, that's nothing compared to the support they've garnered for J.R. In fact, rumor even has it that the Hee-Haw Girls have organized a boiler room operation that will soon be contacting and pressuring everyone in the offshore biz to vote for J.R. 3) J.R turned himself into a Bettorsworld Legend when he came into this forum and EDUCATED everyone about vig and bankroll management. The articulate nonsense that J.R presented in this forum was so entertaining that prominent BW Memebers are now circulating a petition to get J.R back into this forum.
Johnny, I'll bottom-line it to you as kindly as I can: Everyone in the offshore biz loves ya, but ya ain't no J.R Miller.
And speaking of you, Johnny, I hate to be the bearer of bad new, but J.R Miller will beat you hands down for Tout of the Year (the Jim Feist Award). J.R will kick your caboose because: 1) He has bajillions of DOCUMENTED losers the past few months, and because of that, the offshore books love him. It should come as no surprise that the Offshore Sportsbook Lobby is greasing all the right palms to ensure that J.R is da chosen Man. 2) All of Hollywood is behind J.R. If you thought that Hollywood was big on Al gore, well, that's nothing compared to the support they've garnered for J.R. In fact, rumor even has it that the Hee-Haw Girls have organized a boiler room operation that will soon be contacting and pressuring everyone in the offshore biz to vote for J.R. 3) J.R turned himself into a Bettorsworld Legend when he came into this forum and EDUCATED everyone about vig and bankroll management. The articulate nonsense that J.R presented in this forum was so entertaining that prominent BW Memebers are now circulating a petition to get J.R back into this forum.
Johnny, I'll bottom-line it to you as kindly as I can: Everyone in the offshore biz loves ya, but ya ain't no J.R Miller.
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