bet cancelled

[A-Train]

Reality is a pain in the ass. I left a serious post a few weeks ago about the possibility of a book not paying me 12 grand and he answered to a response of whats a chupaman. Reality is an *******.

[REALITY]

A-TRAIN,

YOU MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF A COMPLEX.

I DIDN'T HAVE AN ANSWER FOR YOU SO I DIDN'T POST ONE.

I DID HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT A POSTER WHO RESPONDED TO YOUR QUESTION.

HIS NAME WAS CHUPAMAN.

I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT'S A CHUPAMAN?

WHEN RENO HAD A PROBLEM WITH A BOOK I WAS IN A POSITION TO DO SOMETHING AND I WAS HAPPY TO DO IT.

SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

REALITY

[REALITY]

Originally posted by A-Train:
Reality is a pain in the ass. I left a serious post a few weeks ago about the possibility of a book not paying me 12 grand and he answered to a response of whats a chupaman. Reality is an *******.

A-TRAIN,

YOU CAME IN HERE LOOKING FOR HELP AND CRYING WOLF AND THEN YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE COURTESY TO COME BACK AND POST HOW THE SITUATION WAS RESOLVED.

WHO IS THE A*****E?

REALITY

[Fedya Fussball]

Reno:

I live in the reality of the punting world that - You leave my God alone - And I won't touch your God. There is no politically correct axiom here.

R E A L I T Y:

I'm glad to see acting exactly the way you did before your self imposed exile...

Easily Pissed OFF - Then run away in a tantrum...

Very funny when you're caged in!!!!
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


[This message has been edited by Fedya Fussball (edited 12-07-2000).]

[REALITY]

F.F.

IT'S THE HOLIDAY AND IT WOULDN'T BE NICE FOR THE WRATH OF REALITY TO FALL ON YOU LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE.

INSTEAD I'LL TRY ANOTHER RELIGOUS JOKE ON YOU.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

REALITY

FEDYA loves the race track. One day he was there betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt when he noticed this priest who stepped out onto the
track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, this horse - a very long shot - won the race.
FEDYA was most interested to see what the priest did the next race. Sure enough, he watched the priest step out onto the track as the 5th race horses lined up, and placed his blessing on the forehead of one of the horses.
FEDYA made a beeline for the window and placed a small bet on the horse.
Again, even though another long shot, the horse the priest had blessed won the race. FEDYA collected his winnings and anxiously waited to see which horse the priest bestowed his blessing on for the 6th race. The priest showed, blessed a horse, FEDYA bet on it, and won! FEDYA was elated.As the day went on, the priest continued blessing one of the horses, and it always came in first FEDYA began to pull in some serious money, and by the last race, he knew his wildest dreams were going to come true.
He made a quick stop at the ATM and withdrew every penny he owned, and awaited the priest's blessing that would tell him which horse to place the bet on. True to his pattern, the priest stepped out onto the track before the last race and blessed the forehead, eyes, ears and hooves of one of the horses.FEDYA placed his bet - every cent he owned and watched the horse come in dead last.
FEDYA was dumbfounded. He made his way to the track, and when he found the priest, he demanded, "What happened, Father? All day you blessed horses and they won. The last race, you bless a horse and he loses. Now I've lost my life savings, thanks to you!!"The priest nodded wisely and said, "That's the problem with you Protestants........ you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and the Last Rites!

[A-Train]

I was in Vegas with no access to the Internet so I didn't post the resolution of my problem. The book payed and has continued paying. I also learned how good a book olympic is and I am posting with them tomorrow.
Getting back to you and your capital letters you are an annoying p***k. I agree with Fedya YOU SHOULD BANISH YOURSELF.

[chestrockwells]

Reality, Who was Gordon Liddy referring to when he said the quote you mentioned above? It's a great line!

[reno]

Regarding religion and sacredness, the great Zen master Bodhidharma summarized it best when he said, "The sacred doctrine is that nothing is sacred."

As soon as something is deemed sacred, religious conflict is sure to follow.

[REALITY]

Originally posted by chestrockwells:
Reality, Who was Gordon Liddy referring to when he said the quote you mentioned above? It's a great line!

CHESTROCKWELLS,

HE WAS ADDRESSING THE WARDEN IN THE FEDERAL PRISON HE WAS RESIDING AT FOR HIS ROLE IN WATERGATE.

HE AND THE WARDEN WERE GOING AT IT PRETTY GOOD.

LIDDY ACTUALLY TAPPED THE WARDENS PHONE DURING HIS INCARCERATION.

IF YOU WANT TO READ A RIVETING BOOK READ G.GORDON LIDDY'S BOOK ENTITTLED,WILL.

REALITY

[guidoS]

Originally posted by Fedya Fussball:
Reno:

I live in the reality of the punting world that - You leave my God alone - And I won't touch your God. There is no politically correct axiom here.

R E A L I T Y:

I'm glad to see acting exactly the way you did before your self imposed exile...

Easily Pissed OFF - Then run away in a tantrum...

Very funny when you're caged in!!!!
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


[This message has been edited by Fedya Fussball (edited 12-07-2000).]

first of all i must say how much i enjoy REALITY's postings...the doctor joke last week with gay frank was a scream! i'm sure REALITY would apologise to any gay with aids also...but it was funny. while these ethnic
jokes today werent necessarily funny, they didnt offend reno so why does ff insist on coming to reno's defense? reno can take care of himself. it is pretty obvious to me, a new poster at BW, that ff and a-train just dont like REALITY. that's fine...avoid him like the plague then. one question for REALITY...what was this self-imposed exile?
one clarification for ff...in your above email u say u live in the reality of the punting world...u leave my God alone and i wont touch ur God. the reality is that if there is a God, by definition there can only be one God, so ur God is my God and vice versa! altho it pains me to think that my God could have also created such a knucklehead like u. peace and happy holidays to all. guido

[REALITY]

GUIDO,

DURING THIS PAST SUMMER I WAS INVOLVED IN A LITLLE POSTING FISTICUFFS WITH THE POSTER KNOWN AS RENO.

IT BECAME KNOWN AS THE RENO/REALITY WARS.

IT WAS ENTERTAINING FOR A WHILE AND PROBABLY AMONG THE MOST WIDELY READ POSTS IN THE HISTORY OF POSTING.

JEFF OF BW IS A FRIEND OF MINE AND I DIDN'T WAN'T TO JEOPARDIZE HIS LIVELIEHOOD OR OUR FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE OF THE FUROR MY POSTING WAS CAUSING SO I DECIDED TO QUIT POSTING.

I HAD BW "EXECUTE" ME.

THEY PULLED MY PASSWORD...

SEE ATTATCHED POST.
REALITY


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BRIAN,
I'M NOT MAKING YOU THE BAD GUY.

LAST TIME I ASKED YOU TO PULL THE PLUG YOU ACCOMODATED ME.

PLEASE ACCOMODATE ME AGAIN.

IF I CAUSED ANY PERSONAL OR PROFESSIONAL PROBLEMS BETWEEN YOU AND JEFF PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.

I HAVE THOROUGHLY ENJOYED MY FOUR MONTH STAY HERE IN THAT VOID IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE KNOWN AS HOTEL BETTORSWORLD.

YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANYTIME YOU WANT,
BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE...

TO THE FRIENDS I HAVE MADE ALONG THE WAY,THANKS FOR THE HOSPITALITY.

TO THOSE I HAVE ENGAGED IN BATTLE,NO HARD FEELINGS.

IF YOU FOUND ONE OF MY POINTS COMPELLING IT WAS WORTH THE WAR.

BEST OF LUCK IN THIS AND ALL YOUR SEASONS.

SINCERELY,


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BRIAN,
I COULDN'T FIND YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS.

PLEASE PULL MY PASSWORD.

WE HAVE REACHED THE LEVEL OF DIMINISHING RETURNS.

REALITY

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bgeorgia
Administrator posted 08-05-2000 08:55 PM
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REALITY,
i will not pull the switch. you must pull the switch on yourself if you feel so inclined. Jeff and I are still working closely togther with no problems.
You are welcome to continue your posts.

bg


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REALITY
Member posted 08-06-2000 03:09 AM
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BRIAN,
YOUR LIKE PERCY THE GUARD IN THE MOVIE THE GREEN MILE.

NOT PULLING THE SWITCH NOW IS LIKE WHEN PERCY DIDN'T WET THE SPONGE AND THEY FRIED THE FRENCHMAN.

YOUR MAKING ME FRY BUT COME DAWN YOU'LL PULL THE SWITCH.

YOU CAN HAVE MY MOUSE RENO.

PLEASE KEEP A SPECIAL PLACE FOR HIM IN BETTORSWORLD.

CALL IT RENOLAND.

IN RENOLAND HE CAN PREACH FROM THE PULPIT AND SPREAD THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO RENO.

A READING FROM THE BOOK OF RENO SELF GLORIFICATION.

DOGGIE WILL BE DOGGIE NOW THAT HE HAS OFFICIALLY ENTERED THE RENO SCHOOL OF POSTING.

TOGETHER THEY WILL BE THE FINEST DOG AND MOUSEY SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF POSTING!

GETTING TIRED NOW BOSS...

TIRED OF ALL DA HURT AND SEEING ALL DA PAIN AND ANGUISH OF DA POSTAS...

TIRED OF ALL DA TINGS BEIN' CEPTED AS DA TRUTH...

TIRED BOSS.

IT DUN TIME TO GO HOME...

DA MAN KNOWED AS REALITY


THEN I STARTED POSTING ACCROSS THE STREET AND THAT WAS A SLIGHT TO MY FRIEND JEFF AT BW BECAUSE SOMETIMES MY POST ARE PRETTY INFORMATIVE AND ENTERTAING SO I HAD TO COME BACK FOR A SEQUEL:


Topic: REALITY REINCARNATED!
REALITY
Member posted 11-16-2000 11:28 AM
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THROUGH THE MIRACLE OF MODERN SCIENCE AND THE GENEROSITY OF A POSTER HERE WHO HAS BEEN OFT MALIGNED FOR TRYING TO SCALP A PENNY OR TWO ON A GAME, REALITY HAS BEEN REINCARNATED.
THIS MAGNANAMOUS INDIVIDUAL WISHES TO REMAIN ANONAMOUS.

THE SAME DOCTORS WHO BUILT STEVE AUSTIN THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN PERFORMED THE OPERATION ON REALITY AT A MUCH HIGHER COST.

I REMEMBER LYING ON THE OPERATING TABLE WHEN I LOOKED UP AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF," WHO IS THIS STRANGE LOOKING DUDE WITH THE DOCTORS?"

I HEARD HIM SAY,"DOC MY NAME IS **** AND I MIGHT CHISEL PENNIES ON GAMES BUT SOME THINGS IN LIFE HAVE NO PRICE TAG.I DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS DOC PLEASE I NEED A LITTLE REALITY IN MY LIFE!"

IT WAS LIKE WHEN YOU GET HIT WITH THOSE ELECTRIC PADDLES.

THE SHOCK OF THAT STATEMENT STARTED MY HEART BEATING AGAIN.

WHEN THE MONITOR STARTED BEEPING AND BUZZING,**** SAID DOC I'LL SEE YOU LATER ,IT'S POST TIME.

THE DOC LAUGHED AND SAID,"NO MY SON THAT'S NOT THE DON BEST BEEPING IT'S REALITY'S HEART MONITOR,HE'S ALIVE!"

WELL I'LL NEVER FORGET THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES AS LIFE SLOWLY CREPT BACK INTO MY ONCE LIFELESS BODY.

AFTER THE WHOLE PROCEEDURE WAS DONE AND POOR **** GOT THE BILL,HE COLLAPSED AND HIS FINAL WORDS WERE ,"I'M GONNA NEED A TWO CENT LINE IN BASEBALL TO GET EVEN FOR THIS!"

WELL I'M HAPPY TO REPORT **** IS DOING FINE.

I JUST WANT TO THANK HIM FOR BRINGING ME BACK HOME WHERE REALITY GOT HIS START IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF POSTING.

NEW AND IMPROVED REALITY.

I EVEN HAVE A LITTLE PATIENCE NOW.

I DO HOWEVER STILL TYPE IN CAPS,A PROBLEM THE DOCTORS JUST COULDN'T CORRECT.

IF ANYBODY HAS A QUESTION OR WOULD LIKE AN OPINION ON A SUBJECT I WILL DO MY BEST TO TRY AN SUPPLY ONE.

REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN THE SHINING WHEN JACK NICHOLSON IS HACKING AWAY AT THE BATHROOM DOOR,AND HE POKES HIS HEAD THROUGH AND SAYS,"HERE'S JOHHNY!"?

WELL FOR BETTOR OR WORSE:

"HEEERE'S REALITY!"

REALITY


IF YOUR CABLE IS OUT AND THE DOG DOSEN'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW YOU AND YOU ARE THAT BORED CLICK ON MY BIO AND READ SOME VINTAGE REALITY.

SOME OF IT'S VERY INFORMATIVE,SOME OF IT'S VERY ENTERTAINING AND SOME OF IT IS VERY MUCH...

REALITY

[chestrockwells]

Thanks for the info. Reality, I will check out your recommendation. Also if I may say so, you seem a lot more "kicked back" in your second life. I have enjoyed your posts since your "reincarnation". Thx. again.

[REALITY]

CON MUCHO GUSTO,MI AMIGO...

REALITY

[guidoS]

thanx REALITY...i'm glad i asked the question now, i had no idea it would be so interesting. ironic too that now reno seems to be your friend and fedya stills seems to think he needs protection from the big bad REALITY. i went to ur bio and there is a paucity of info about you...unless u meant to search through ur past posts!!! i will give that a feeble attempt but i am not a young man and the thought of going through 537 of ur past posts seems mind-boggling. guido grasshopper, student of REALITY

[Socceroo]

REALITY and others - I must say that I agree with Guido S, I also enjoy the postings of this crazy man. It is nice to add a little humour to subjects that to us players are very serious. Reality is obviously highly intelligent and extremely self indulgent, this forum is a good platform for him to show off his talents and we all get to learn a little into the bargain.

Of course he is going to wind up a few people but I suspect that this is part of the fun for him. There is no point getting into it with him because he is not going to let go and it only ends up clogging the forum with unnecessary banal posts. This thread is a prime example, it starts out as a Grand Salami bet question and ends up in full blown religious debate.

If you do not like the personal stuff he posts then don't read it, but for pities sake DO NOT respond to it, then there will be less personal stuff to read..?? If you see what I mean !!