wheatgrass?

[Frank]

A question that a lot of us are asking. What in the world is wheatgrass Railbird? Is it a health drink? Is it a food? Is it an alcoholic beverage? Why does it make you handicap better? I have no idea what it is but it is so funny reading about how detrimental it is to your life and well-being and how it affects your gambling.

[REALITY]

WHEATGRASS?

DO YOU SMOKE IT?

REALITY

[reno]

Ann Wigmore, who operates the Hippocrates Health Institute, made wheatgrass juice famous by giving enemas of it her cancer patients. Although it didn't cure cancer, I'm sure it did make her patients better handicappers.

[sportshobby]

I thought it was just me that didn't know, since I don't watch Rush or something.

[Frank]

So its a juice AND it it makes you a better handicapper if used as an enema?

[REALITY]

FRANK,

NO OFFENSE TO YOU.

I'VE LEARNED HOW TO CUT AND PASTE AND THIS A JOKE SOMEONE SENT ME.

Gay Frank goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says "Frank, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

Frank is devastated.

"Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapenopeppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Frank asks, "Will that cure me,Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

[Railbird]

Wheatgrass is grass juice,it is from wheatberries,you know when dogs get sick they eat grass,grass is good medicine for humans too.If you hate money and health eat hotdogs,steak,and Mountain dew.If you want to win and be like Mia Hamm and Doug Flutie drink Wheatgrass.

[reno]

Railbird, you've got me convinced. From now on, I'll spend my time grazing in the grass instead of mowing it.

[parlay]

too tall to be mia or flutes, so looks like beer and beef is the diet for me. i save the wheatgrass for the dogs(btw, i noticed dogs eat their own vomit after they puke. does that mean........)

[Railbird]

Parlay,

Here is a trivia question

What happens when cows eat cows and then people eat those cows.MCD,baby


I like split pea soup just fine,but for some reason Vegas restraunts like to put a dead pig in for flavor.Why is that?To keep people full of toxins so they will lose?

[Ronbets]

Railbird,

I still like your clean lifestyle, but your slants.......?

I took your advice and sent a lady friend to Wild Oats for the wheatgrass and some other high priced stuff. STG. while she was shopping, her small expensive sports car was liberated by some fine Vegas youths. Nice neighborhood! Well anyway, that quashed any hope for sex. I'll let you know how the wheatgrass juice, slice of orange and celibacy work out.

Thursday is split pea soup in many LV restaurants and casinos. Will the casinos consider me a 'wiseguy' if I only eat the soup without the ham?

Hey Darrin, go long.

[parlay]

rb - lol.
those euros are fvcked. no steak! i only eat the sane ones. i make sure i have enough alcohol running thru me that it kills anything bad anyway.
what is wrong with vegas? messin' up some good dead pig with exorcist puke soup? yuck! try a little n.c. barbq with some 'slaw on top. nuthin' better. mmmmmmm. getting hungry. gotta run

[reno]

I am an expert on the dangers of vegetarianism, and as I've stated in this forum before, I eventually plan to write a book on the subject.

From an anthropological standpoint, there has never been a human culture that was vegetarian by choice. The so-called "kill" and its resulting flesh have always provided man with cause for celebration. Furthermore, no food provides man with the sense of well-being and sustenance that meat does. Experts in the study of human evolution have linked early man's quantum leap in brain development to his transformation from vegetarianism to flesh-oriented omnivorousness.

Fruits and vegetables are good for people, but most people do not function optimally on a diet that excludes flesh food. The exclusion of flesh tends to make body chemistry too alkaline, resulting in loss of homeostasis and reduced vital energy. Furthermore, certain blood types, particularly type O, do very poorly without a liberal dose of meat in their diet.

The bottom line is that wheatgrass juice is an excellent source of chlorophyll, minerals and enzymes, and it does help detoxify one's system. However, it is no more of a "super food" than is raw flesh and raw fat.

The vegetarian contention that meat putrefies in the gastro-tract and causes toxicity and disease is a spurious one. What causes the most toxicity is over-eating and poor food combining.

Rather than ramble on about a subject that is not germane to this forum, I would suggest that those of you interested in the dangers of of vegetarianism wait for my book. In the meantime, drink your wheatgrass juice, but don't abandon man's essential food: flesh.

[Railbird]

Reno,

Wait until I get my followers on Udo's choice flack seed oil,Omega 3,6,9 fats,we. will never lose.


These Cowboys in the midwest shoot their cattle with steroids,and D.E.S.,DES is the reason all the nations fertility doctors are in buisness.

We need to take a lesson from the Japs and eat fish.Im not sure God wanted us to kill animals,we would been given claws and sharper teeth,instead God gave us delicate hands to pick fruit.

Read Romans 14:20-23

Do not destroy the work of God for the sake of food.....

[reno]

Railbird, the steroids and other chemicals that are pumped into cattle and poultry definitely make for unhealthful, unnatural meat, milk, and chicken. Health-conscious people should eat animal products derived from naturally fed and raised animals.

Fish is an excellent flesh protein, and if you eat it, you'll do just fine bypassing meat and poultry. Commercially raised fish--such as "Atlantic" salmon, is not good for people because of the chemical crap they feed the fish. Best to stick to seafood from relatively unpolluted waters, like those found around Alaska.

Flaxseed oil is really not a great natural food, and that is because it is derived from a food--flax--that man does not normally eat. Certain body-types do not handle flaxseed (whether ground or made into a tea) or flaxseed oil well.