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Royal Review
by Victor Ludorem
Ever start your day off looking out of a well? Shades of 'Baby Jessica'...that's exactly what
happened with Saturday's big college card. Let me tell you, it creates a dark perspective when the
collective weight of the masses piledrive you a new well.
Miami coach Butch Davis posted Hurricane warnings over all the truckstops and gas statiions from
Virginia to south Florida. The Hokies +9.5 were so embarrassed 41-21 by the boys from South
Beach that coach Frank Beamer fired the VT bus driver for failing to see the warnings and resigned
as head coach before hijacking the same bus loaded with Heinekens and stone crabs. Beamer
was last seen heading to Jimmy Johnson's place in the Keys.
On a brighter note, the visiting Bobcats of Ohio were surprised by a game bunch from Miami of
Ohio 27-24. A 12to1 ratio of bettors moved this line from -1.5 to -7.5 at kickoff. The nine lives of
Bobcat backers did them no good in this the tenth game of the season.
Later in the Swamp, the Bayou Bengals snapped a 9 game losing streak to Alabama 30-28. The
Crimson Tide swept many out to sea with a very late score to cover the +2.5. My sources have
Clemson's Tommy Bowden heading to Tuscaloosa to follow in 'The Bear's footprints to glory.
In the pros, Tampa Bay -8 made everyone happy by roasting the Falcons in their own oven 27-14.
Another road warrior garnering popular support was Buffalo +1 rolling Boston 16-13 in OT. More
come from behind heroics from the Bills lil' field general left the Patriots stuffed with Flutie Flakes
and ready for the holidays.
We got most of it back late as Carolina clawed out a victory in the home of the Super Bowl
Champs. The stiff Panther defense scared the Faulk right out of the Rams lineup. Without key
weapons in the St. Louis attack, pressure mounts on the Ram D to hold opponents under 4 TDs a
game. More electoral votes were cast on this than on any other contest of the weekend. Oh well
another day, another guilder. It' s not where you begin but where you finish.
by Victor Ludorem
Ever start your day off looking out of a well? Shades of 'Baby Jessica'...that's exactly what
happened with Saturday's big college card. Let me tell you, it creates a dark perspective when the
collective weight of the masses piledrive you a new well.
Miami coach Butch Davis posted Hurricane warnings over all the truckstops and gas statiions from
Virginia to south Florida. The Hokies +9.5 were so embarrassed 41-21 by the boys from South
Beach that coach Frank Beamer fired the VT bus driver for failing to see the warnings and resigned
as head coach before hijacking the same bus loaded with Heinekens and stone crabs. Beamer
was last seen heading to Jimmy Johnson's place in the Keys.
On a brighter note, the visiting Bobcats of Ohio were surprised by a game bunch from Miami of
Ohio 27-24. A 12to1 ratio of bettors moved this line from -1.5 to -7.5 at kickoff. The nine lives of
Bobcat backers did them no good in this the tenth game of the season.
Later in the Swamp, the Bayou Bengals snapped a 9 game losing streak to Alabama 30-28. The
Crimson Tide swept many out to sea with a very late score to cover the +2.5. My sources have
Clemson's Tommy Bowden heading to Tuscaloosa to follow in 'The Bear's footprints to glory.
In the pros, Tampa Bay -8 made everyone happy by roasting the Falcons in their own oven 27-14.
Another road warrior garnering popular support was Buffalo +1 rolling Boston 16-13 in OT. More
come from behind heroics from the Bills lil' field general left the Patriots stuffed with Flutie Flakes
and ready for the holidays.
We got most of it back late as Carolina clawed out a victory in the home of the Super Bowl
Champs. The stiff Panther defense scared the Faulk right out of the Rams lineup. Without key
weapons in the St. Louis attack, pressure mounts on the Ram D to hold opponents under 4 TDs a
game. More electoral votes were cast on this than on any other contest of the weekend. Oh well
another day, another guilder. It' s not where you begin but where you finish.