Royal Review
By Victor Ludorem
It was a busy weekend for Royal Sports, as cold weather across the country brought a halt to outdoor activities for many sportsmen. Records for handle and actives indicate most of them stayed home to watch and wager on their favorite teams. Too bad for Royal, as most all of them polished on their lucky horseshoes and won this weekend.
Here’s how they did it to us.
Florida State head coach Bobby Bowden must have felt deja-voodoo all over again as another kick sails wide right against Miami once more. This latest saga shall go down as WideRight III. The public was all over the Hurricanes +6.5 as again Bowden gets impaled on Chief Osceola’s flaming spear at midfield in the Orange Bowl. Expect a run on Tuck’s Pads in Tallahassee this week.
In a battle between service academies the Air Force Falcons sank the Navy Midshipmen 27-14. The airmen dominated the game and doubled up on the score however came up short having to lay 16.5 points. Reminiscent of Tora Tora Tora where the flyboys won the battle but lost the war. Anchors away! That’s two weeks in a row where Navy has covered a big decision for the Royal bookmaker.
Have you seen the kid’s picture on the milk carton with the caption “Have you seen….
the only person who didn’t bet on the South Carolina Game****s on Saturday?” An 8to1 ratio of bettors rejoiced as SC rallied in the second half to beat the Wildcats of Kentucky in a southern fried contest. A huge win for the gamblers.
Everybody rode the Bulldogs as well, as Georgia beat the punchless Tennessee Vols ‘between the hedges’ for the first time in ten years. Twice the Dawg defense denied the visitors 4th and 1 inside 10 yard line to preserve the victory. How ‘bout them Dawgs?
On the pro side, we split out. Most folks took the rested Buffalo Bills coming off a bye week on the road against Miami. One thing is for certain a Dolphin is more at home on in SouthBeach than a buffalo. Bring on the heat! Most folks lost on this one.
Go figure how could anybody forecast old totempole head Kordell Stewart would spearhead a 20-3 Steeler rout over the New York Jets. The home team could not get clearance for takeoff without Capt.Vinnie in the ****pit. Fans in the Meadowlands hopes were dashed early as Vinnie and the Jets went down fast as a flaming Concorde.
We have already alerted FedEx headquarters in Memphis to send an extra plane to Curacao for all the Royal checks going out of here this week.
VISIT ROYAL SPORTS TODAY! HTTP://WWW.ROYALSPORTS.AN
By Victor Ludorem
It was a busy weekend for Royal Sports, as cold weather across the country brought a halt to outdoor activities for many sportsmen. Records for handle and actives indicate most of them stayed home to watch and wager on their favorite teams. Too bad for Royal, as most all of them polished on their lucky horseshoes and won this weekend.
Here’s how they did it to us.
Florida State head coach Bobby Bowden must have felt deja-voodoo all over again as another kick sails wide right against Miami once more. This latest saga shall go down as WideRight III. The public was all over the Hurricanes +6.5 as again Bowden gets impaled on Chief Osceola’s flaming spear at midfield in the Orange Bowl. Expect a run on Tuck’s Pads in Tallahassee this week.
In a battle between service academies the Air Force Falcons sank the Navy Midshipmen 27-14. The airmen dominated the game and doubled up on the score however came up short having to lay 16.5 points. Reminiscent of Tora Tora Tora where the flyboys won the battle but lost the war. Anchors away! That’s two weeks in a row where Navy has covered a big decision for the Royal bookmaker.
Have you seen the kid’s picture on the milk carton with the caption “Have you seen….
the only person who didn’t bet on the South Carolina Game****s on Saturday?” An 8to1 ratio of bettors rejoiced as SC rallied in the second half to beat the Wildcats of Kentucky in a southern fried contest. A huge win for the gamblers.
Everybody rode the Bulldogs as well, as Georgia beat the punchless Tennessee Vols ‘between the hedges’ for the first time in ten years. Twice the Dawg defense denied the visitors 4th and 1 inside 10 yard line to preserve the victory. How ‘bout them Dawgs?
On the pro side, we split out. Most folks took the rested Buffalo Bills coming off a bye week on the road against Miami. One thing is for certain a Dolphin is more at home on in SouthBeach than a buffalo. Bring on the heat! Most folks lost on this one.
Go figure how could anybody forecast old totempole head Kordell Stewart would spearhead a 20-3 Steeler rout over the New York Jets. The home team could not get clearance for takeoff without Capt.Vinnie in the ****pit. Fans in the Meadowlands hopes were dashed early as Vinnie and the Jets went down fast as a flaming Concorde.
We have already alerted FedEx headquarters in Memphis to send an extra plane to Curacao for all the Royal checks going out of here this week.
VISIT ROYAL SPORTS TODAY! HTTP://WWW.ROYALSPORTS.AN
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