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The last time someone started a thread about how boring the forum had been, I made a tongue in cheek suggestion to her. Run to the nearest crap table that's on a monster roll. Start betting don't pass and keep yelling for 7's. That would create all the excitement and controversy to satisfy any boredom. Well she did't appreciate my wry humor. Dot, a belated apology.
Below is what I believe is a self test to determine your ranking as a sports gamer. Any opinions, additions or subtractions are encouraged.
#1 Am I equipped with state-of-the-art tools?(DBest,etc) Yes/No
#2 I absolutely refuse to lay or take a bad #. Y/N
#3 Do I pay promptly? Even when others slowpay/stiff me.Y/N
#4 Do I have good short term borrowing power?Y/N
#5 Do I FEAR or RESPECT legal authorities?Y/N
#6 Do I refuse to watch or listen to every play of involved games?Y/N
#7 Am I capable of hitting the pillow eating shlt(accepting a disasterous day w/out chasing late games?Y/N
#8 Do I realize that the team that scores first didn't win yet?Y/N
#9 Do I plan vacations around Allstar games and off days?Y/N
#10 Do I pass on certain social events to catch up on business?Y/N
#11 Am I capable of abstaining from sexual liaisons until after hours?Y/N
#12 When I win I feel good--not estatic(high fiving the room) Y/N
#13 When I lose I feel down--not destitute(hurling objects) Y/N
SCORING YESES
1-3 Square
4-6 Weekend Warrior
7-9 College senior
10-12 Masters Degree
13 PHD
Below is what I believe is a self test to determine your ranking as a sports gamer. Any opinions, additions or subtractions are encouraged.
#1 Am I equipped with state-of-the-art tools?(DBest,etc) Yes/No
#2 I absolutely refuse to lay or take a bad #. Y/N
#3 Do I pay promptly? Even when others slowpay/stiff me.Y/N
#4 Do I have good short term borrowing power?Y/N
#5 Do I FEAR or RESPECT legal authorities?Y/N
#6 Do I refuse to watch or listen to every play of involved games?Y/N
#7 Am I capable of hitting the pillow eating shlt(accepting a disasterous day w/out chasing late games?Y/N
#8 Do I realize that the team that scores first didn't win yet?Y/N
#9 Do I plan vacations around Allstar games and off days?Y/N
#10 Do I pass on certain social events to catch up on business?Y/N
#11 Am I capable of abstaining from sexual liaisons until after hours?Y/N
#12 When I win I feel good--not estatic(high fiving the room) Y/N
#13 When I lose I feel down--not destitute(hurling objects) Y/N
SCORING YESES
1-3 Square
4-6 Weekend Warrior
7-9 College senior
10-12 Masters Degree
13 PHD
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