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  • A BRONX TALE........

    Just for the record........calling hours for Mr Reality were last night, followed by a memorial dinner at an undisclosed Bronx restaraunt........To see Mr Reality lying there in the coffin, with his computer keyboard beside him (with the caps button stuck down) brought a tear to my eyes.

    At the dinner, if you listened closely, you could almost hear Mr Reality, over in the corner, just as if he was at the table......laughing, drinking,eating,(and eating and eating and eating and eating......)

    In attendance were the familiar names of Mr Devil, Mr Scott Landau, BWorld Brian, and yours truely, along with several of Reality's closest friends............if only Mr Reality could have been there. He will be missed....

    As a parting gift, a pact was made by all guests....

    from here on in, we all agree, TO ONLY USE CAPS WHEN WE TYPE, IN HONOR OF OUR DEPARTED FRIEND, MR REALITY!!!!!!!!!

    PER HIS REQUEST, AFTER CREMATION, HIS ASHES WILL BE LAUNCHED INTO CYBERSPACE, WHERE THEY WILL HAUNT ALL OF HIS ARCH ENEMIES FOR ETERNITY.

    THAT CONCLUDES OUR BREAKING NEWS SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT..........NOW, BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING!

    [This message has been edited by Jeff (edited 08-11-2000).]

  • #2
    Jeff,

    I understand the Food Network was on hand, but the joint didn't allow cameras? Among those professional eaters, I hear you and Brian "shoot a pretty good stick" yourselves.

    ODDS ON WHO PICKED UP CHECK:

    SCOTT LANDAU 25/1--No effort. Will still eating when check comes.

    DEVIL 10/1--Ties shoes at slightest hint when check
    comes.

    BRIAN/JEFF ENTRY--5/2 Will make game effort.

    FIELD 5/1 Could be sleeper with certain mystery guests.

    REALITY--2/5 Too quick for this field.

    THE BETTING WINDOWS ARE NOW OPEN.

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    • #3
      LOL. EVERYONE TYPES IN CAPS FROM NOW ON?
      I LIKE THAT. I KNOW JEFF/BRIAN DIDN'T
      PICK UP THE CHECK. DEVIL SAID THEY
      MADE A BEE-LINE FOR THE BATHROOM


      R.I.P. REALITY.........

      SPORTSBANK.

      [This message has been edited by sportsbank (edited 08-11-2000).]

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      • #4
        GEE, THANKS RON! I COME THE FURTHEST DISTANCE, AND PAY THE MOST TOLLS, ONLY TO BE ABUSED BY YOU! INTO THE STEELE CAGE NOW! ACTUALLY, WHEN I REACHED INTO MY POCKET, A HAND THRUST OUT OF THE COFFIN AND PLACED A FIRM GRIP ON MY WRIST! AFTER DINNER, I NEEDED THE JAWS OF LIFE TO GET in TO MY CAR! THANKS AGAIN, REALITY-IT WAS A BLAST!....NOW OFF TO THE GYM!

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        • #5
          I gotta admit the reference to the movie "The Green Mile" and wanting to give his mouse to someone who would take care of it was a scream.

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          • #6
            Scott,

            You didn't figure. A shipper from Phila.Park vs those cagey Belmont vets.

            Did you run into Chaz Palmenteiri or Collogio?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ronbets:
              Scott,

              You didn't figure. A shipper from Phila.Park vs those cagey Belmont vets.

              Did you run into Chaz Palmenteiri or Collogio?
              Scott, The movie Bronx Tale, you know Sonny or C.

              Bucky, That was a classic reference he made.

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              • #8
                Well Ron, While I was eating and laughing, my Pick and +2 middle in the TB/MIA was sitting 13-12. With .09 seconds to go, in walks this guy 'Musch'! You know the rest...Usually, it takes me a while to recover from a shot like that, but I was having such a good time watching REALITY laugh that the disappointment was only momentary!

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                • #9
                  I guess I'll never understand how someone could be such a terd on the computer, and such a celebrity over dinner.

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                  • #10
                    Sportshobby,

                    Guess you can't judge a book by its keyboard.

                    The Devil

                    [This message has been edited by thedevil (edited 08-12-2000).]

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