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In the past couple of weeks, three Bettorsworld superstar posters--Reality, Devil, and J.R. Miller--have retired. Call me creative, but I gotta believe that it's more than a mere coincidence that these three guys decided, almost simultaneously, to give up their gigs as prominent BW contributors.
Now, why do most people retire? The answer, of course, is lucrative retirement benefits. Consequently, it is my hypothesis that these three guys were offered--and they acccepted--incredible retirement benefits from BW.
Now, because I am, as Reality astutely points out, a mere pseudo-intellectual, wannabe, my hypothesis could be way off-base. My dream of a mansion on the beach in Asia, with three hot, young babes answering my every beckoned call, all paid for by my Bettorsworld retirement package, may indeed be wishful thinking on my part. However, until I hear otherwise, I gotta believe that my personal Shangrila is just around the corner, courtesy of my fabulous, forthcoming BW retirement package.
Now, why do most people retire? The answer, of course, is lucrative retirement benefits. Consequently, it is my hypothesis that these three guys were offered--and they acccepted--incredible retirement benefits from BW.
Now, because I am, as Reality astutely points out, a mere pseudo-intellectual, wannabe, my hypothesis could be way off-base. My dream of a mansion on the beach in Asia, with three hot, young babes answering my every beckoned call, all paid for by my Bettorsworld retirement package, may indeed be wishful thinking on my part. However, until I hear otherwise, I gotta believe that my personal Shangrila is just around the corner, courtesy of my fabulous, forthcoming BW retirement package.
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