Nittany Lions Junk Is For Sale

[Earls Pawn Shop]

All items are now for sale as he is 60 days past due. I am taking bids on the following items:

-Bag of 2 headed coins
-Autographed picture of FloJo
-Nude picture of in2wition
-Hubcap and owners manual from '70 Maverick
-Picture of yellow 1969 Frod Pinto
-Gladys Knight and the Pips 8 track tape collection (12 tapes)
-Embroidered CBGH satin underwear
-Action photos of "Da boys at da bar" taken 3 hours later
-50 Mhz computer with 4 meg of ram
-VooDoo dolls of stoney, OE, a black midget, burns and a fat guy in a **********
-Autographed photo of the LA Sparks
-Autographed underwear signed, to Jay, love Bruce Jenner
-Liver flavored Ky jelly
-Atari 2600 game system with 32 carts
-Bullet proof vest
-Map of Kansas
-Electric meter belonging to Brockville Power and Light
-Strap on dildoe with the words "Who's your daddy" painted on the head.

Taking bids through 6 pm Eastern time

[reno]

What, no picture of Papa Joe Paterno with Papa Joe Chevalier?

[bighands]

that map of Kansas is tempting........

[kosar]

Past due my @ss, Earl.

I told you that I wasn't coming back for that dildo.