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Uncle Marty's castle is abuzz with actors clamoring for his support for starring roles. Kevin Bacon was banging on the castle door at 6AM to demand the Unk's support for the roles of either REALITY or The Devil. He stomped away furiously when the Unk said the only role he would cast him in was 'Drunken Goon'! Looks like James Belushi will be updating the daily bases thread by day and getting into bar brawls by night as the Goon. Also, Antonio Sabato, JR has been tabbed for the role of Junior44... Nephew Landau over and out!
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Can I have Dirk Diggler as my love
interest? If he's no longer in the biz
I'll take Jeff Stryker
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SportsBank,
Dirk Diggler? Wasn't he some sort of fireman somewhere?Comment
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JD,
I wish!Comment
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Go back to sleep, JD.
How about JD being played by the guy in Parenthood who couldn't pick a winner. I'm gong to have to take a little break I'm laughing so hardComment
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Sportsbank,
I'm appalled, Dirk Diggler, what happened to the collaboration with The Devil.
DEVILComment
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Devil,
Don't be appalled. I told you, I'm
"the devil" in training. Along with
Dirk Diggler, throw in Bucky Naked!Comment
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Well, Paul Hogan is only twice as old as me at least, Hartley
Usually though they get actors to play people 10 years younger, like 26 year olds in high school, etc.......Comment
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Reno...
You're done with Jewish girls?? I can't begin to tell you how hurt I am to hear that
Geez, and I thought you & I coulda been a real item together.
How about it guys, if Reno doesn't want me, could you find a role for a nice princess who can sing and dance? I do have a Hollywood resume you know.
Actually, for those who know me, my real character might be better cast by a hybrid between Bruce Willis and Danny DeVito.Comment
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Bette Midler, if I were married to a brassy Jewish broad like Bette Middler (not sure of spelling) or Barbara Streisand, I would think of killing myself. I don't know how my father ever put up with my mother and I don't know how my brother-in-law puts up with my sister. If they stick me with a Jewish girlfriend in the Bettorsworld movie, I won't only boycott the film, I'll burn it.Comment
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Reno, I think you've been mis-cast. The more I think of it, you'd be best portrayed by Jackie Mason, a learned scholar and classic comedian.Comment
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Jeff, is that the good Rollerball James Caan (one of my all-time favorite movies, for a variety of reasons)
or the out to get Arnie one from Eraser?
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Another casting suggestion,
Skyboy, that black guy in a ********** on HBO's Oz.Comment
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Is "Long Dong Silver" available?Comment
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He's no longer available due to his new judicial duties. However, Anita sends her love.Comment
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