Official Announcement

[reno]

Drayton McLane, owner of Houston Astros, is fed up. After the Astros blew their second
7-run lead in 2 days, the exasperated owner said he is changing the name of the team to ASStros.

When pitcher Jose Lima was asked about the name change, he replied " Please do not bother me. I am quitting baseball tomorrow to open a restaurant that specializes in Lima bean dishes."

[Junior44]

Damn.....and I thought it was going to be DISASTROS.....

[Ronbets]

They would be better off playing in the Astrodome. Both teams would seldom score 7 runs combined. Well now they can blame it on the heat??

[Ronbets]

Reno,

You scalpers never feel our pain. You just sit back and rake the game when the short wins. I layed 22 with these Asstros tonight. You know what Im getting back?--a free buffet for 2. Im going to donate it to the homeless for one day I may be forced to join their ranks.